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Music To Get Shit-Faced To!
by Steve Newton  

...You know that cool rock noise that occurs when a skilled guitarist with a loud amp runs a pick sideways along the neck of his instrument?.  Well, Royal Grand Prix guitarist Rocky Romoli creates that lovely racket most effectively on "Well Oiled Machine", the first tune on the band's 'High Performance'.  That choice snippet of raunch-rock dynamics is inserted directly after an Ace Frehley-type solo, and sets the stage for 15 tracks that blend the vocal banter of the Beastie Boys, the machine-gun rhythms of the Ramones, and the catchy melodies of Urge Overkill.  Lyrically, the group makes rowdy fun of everyone from Doukhobors to cover bands to foulmouthed girlfriends to squeegee people...
The Georgia Straight
 

One the best live acts on the West Coast
by Denise Sheppard  

...There's no denying it, this band is obsessed.  The RGP are four boys made up of two things - gasoline and testosterone.  Pierce them and are they not flammable?  Oh yeah, baby.  Chords coming from their amps that sound like engine revs, song tiles like "Well Oiled Machines", "Full Service" and their live classic "Squeegee Boy" make their intentions crystal  clear.  But enough about their hot rod fixation: the bigger question is does the music hold up?  Hell, yeah!  High Performance is track after track of stomp-along punk rock fun...
Exclaim! Magazine
 

There's no posing here, just heavy, riff-oriented rock
by William Peyton  

...These B.C. boys like their punk thick, crunchy and a little bit silly (see "Scabies," "Damned Cover Band" and "Squeegee Boy" for starters). There's no posing here, just heavy, riff-oriented rock that manages to combine punk's nasty edge with a sort of metallic rockabilly and enough hooks to catch a carp. A perfect party disc....
Canada Campus Magazine
 

They were amusing to watch, aurally appealing, and even better to heckle.
by Shawn Merrill  

...the Royal Grand Prix came out to play for an incredibly intoxicated and blissfull audience. The Prix had the moves of the Backstreet Boys, the pop sensibilities of the Pointed Sticks, and the ferocity of early Black Flag. They were amusing to watch, aurally appealing, and even better to heckle. ...
Exclaim! Magazine
 

 
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2006-07-22 17:34:10
DRIVING TIPS: Turn Signals
Contrary to popular belief, the signal light does not actually make the car turn Listen up! What seems to be the problem with all you toe heads out there? It's like no one actually thinks about what they're doing....it's common f*@!ing sense! Repeat after me. TURN..... turn..... SIGNAL...... signal..... That's right. So does anyone know what that means...... anyone..... anyone. That's right, it is a signal to OTHERS that you are THINKING about turning. Contrary to popular belief, the signal light does not actually make the car turn.... let me explain.... I may be going too fast for some of you motor pool drop outs.

The other day I'm being driven to the airport. This gal is driving and wants to get into the left hand lane to pass.....she keeps looking nervously into her side view mirror.... then into her rear view mirror.... then back to the side view..... then she says, "This jerk isn't going to let me in!".... I say, "Is your signal light on, 'cause I doubt this guy is telepathetic like you!" She looks at me like I just shit on her lap. Oh well, no more sex from her.

LADIES and GENTLEMEN here is the proper procedure to using your signal lights:

  1. If you know you want to make a lane change first thing you do BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE is turn on the appropriate signal light. This light is not a signal for you it is a signal for those around you....to let them know what is going on in your tiny little brain.
  2. Now that your little light is flickering away warning everyone around you (who might be paying attention) that you are thinking about making a lane change, you may check the appropriate mirrors.... you may notice at this point that the cars around you have made a space.... this is common don't be alarmed!
  3. Now, once space to do so is confirmed, you may proceed by carefully using your steering wheel to move your dumb ass into the lane that you wish to be in.
  4. Turn off your signal light idiot!

It seems so simple yet it also seems to be beyond some peoples' comprehension...

The other big signal light NO NO comes from that self absorbed bastard who is stopped at a red light in the left hand lane and when the light turns green this pinhead turns on his left turn signal...there is only one way to deal with this kind of selfish prick but unfortunately our society looks down on putting the damaged out of their misery. I'm tellin' ya....it's time to stop recycling this kind of waste!

So just remember this little song...... This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine Let it shine let it shine let it shine

If you ain't pickin' up what I'ma puttin' down then get the hell offa my roads!!!!!

by rosie romoli

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News Headlines
2008-07-06 17:34:10
DRIVING TIPS: The Roundabout
I live in Vancouver, the city with the worst drivers in the world second only to Los Angeles...

2008-06-22 17:34:10
DRIVING TIPS: The Merge Idiot
If you can't merge stay off the highways...maybe you should think about getting a sidewalk cart...

2008-02-01 17:34:10
DRIVING TIPS... Life in the fast lane?
This lane, unlike it's idiot brother, is not for "cruising" and being stupefied by the brilliant scenery.

2006-07-22 17:34:10
DRIVING TIPS: Turn Signals
It seems so simple yet it also seems to be beyond some peoples' comprehension...

2003-11-25 17:34:10
Rocky Attempts To Get Rhythm
When asked about his drumming skills, Rocky had this to say, "What are you talking about? I gotta drum?!!....

2001-07-11 17:34:10
Prix Play Independents Day
'Independents' Day serves up a sonic cocktail of punk, pop, rock, surf, country, blues, rockabilly and everything in between.

2001-02-27 17:34:10
Rocky Romoli Involved in 2nd Vehicle Accident; Collides with Montreal Snowplow.
While visiting in the wind-chilled bawdy streets of Montreal, Rocky Romoli had, yet, another fender bender. "The guy was going the wrong way, again!!", says Romoli, guitarist and lead vocalist for Vancouver based band Royal Grand Prix.

2000-09-23 17:34:10
Prix Ready To Rock Lovonia
While vacationing in the sun on the nude beaches of Lovonia, Rocky Romoli had a fender bender. "The guy was going the wrong way", says Romoli, guitarist and lead vocalist for Vancouver based band Royal Grand Prix.

2000-01-02 17:34:10
Rosie Plays Bass With Show Biz Giants
Rosie Romoli is at it again playing bass with with Tommy, Johnny, Ford, Scott Henderson, Gilbert and Sullivan.

1999-09-19 17:34:10
Prix Announce 'Canadian at Par Tour 99'
The Royal Grand Prix embark southward to California January 20 to begin their 2 week 'Canadian at Par Tour 99'.

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